The sleeper hit of the summer in the US, this is an outrageous & funny spoof of the rash of recent teenage 'slasher' movies!
An upbeat comedy following two groups of `twenty-somethings' in their search for love and fulfilment at the dawning of the new millennium.
It all starts innocently enough when the Bradley boys join kindly doctor Granny Ruth and her family of unique individuals for a road trip through the deep South.. The occasion Belais' about to become a proud monster father and no basket is big enough to hole this ungodly brood. But when a pair of warped sheriffs deputies kidnap Belial's babies Granny Ruth and the family strike back. Belail single handed decimates the local police station with crazed Terminator like fury and that's just the beginning. Threatened with the loss of the newest additions to their family Granny Ruth and the other concoct a delicious revenge against their enemies climaxing in Bellial's futuristic one-on-one with the town Sheriff.
Radio talk show worker Miranda uses daily dog walking as an excuse to cruise for extra-marital encounters. And successful scriptwriter Javier is a phone sex junkie. When the two meet at a sex addiction clinic to undergo therapy they embark on a steamy affair with psychological suspenseful and shocking ramifications. Meanwhile Miranda's husband Felix is investigasting a murder case that inexplicably becomes linked to his wife's affair. You'll be hooked by the opening credit sequence and then you'll be swept away by the sheer bravura style non-stop sexual antics and powerful luridness of this highly erotic study in compulsive obsession - with a startling and unexpected twist ending.
In a totalitarian society a few years from now innocent ""deviants"" like Paul (Steve Railsback) and Chris (Olivia Hussey) are forced into government camps where their ""rehabilitation"" includes beatings rape and torture. But the most shocking brutality is still to come when Chris and Paul are chosen for the Turkey Shoot a horrific hunt by the sadistic warden and his wealthy friends using prisoners as human prey! Uncut!
A sex symbol becomes a thing", says Marilyn Monroe, her voice being approximated by Trudi Jo Marie Keck, who also doubles as the editor of We Remember Marilyn, an historical appreciation of the life of the much-vaunted sex goddess. "I always thought symbols were things you clashed together", she continues to muse, "but if I'm going to be a symbol of anything, I'd rather it be sex than some other things there are symbols for. I know how they'll remember me: 'Here lies Marilyn Monroe, 34-24-36'. But, anyway, they'll remember me." And remember her they do, in this concoction written and directed by Ted Newsom (Ed Wood--Look Back in Angora). Newsom doesn't bother to cite the source for the above words ascribed to Ms. Monroe so it's hard to say where they came from, but they pointedly set the tone for any discussion of sex-symbol iconography. And how better to sum up a career that moved between celebrity and the highest seats of power on a vehicle of sex, and ended early and abruptly. Film clips, photos (where Marilyn the icon truly shone), and a rich array of stock footage form the backdrop for the proceedings. At one point, the voice of director John Huston enriches the soundtrack. --Jim Gay, Amazon.com
Developed by Carmen Electra with top choreographers and fitness professionals Volume 2 in the series introduces you to the more advanced elements of striptease. 'Aerobic Striptease' helps you look good feel great and spice up your personal life in the comfort of your own home: strip your way to fitness!
Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee Natalie Portman (Closer V For Vendetta) stars as Rebecca an American living in Jerusalem who moments after breaking off her engagement jumps into a cab driven by Hanna a strong-willed charismatic Israeli woman. Hanna is on her way to Jordan to an ungoverned economic free zone of shady business transactions bordered by Syria Iraq and Saudi Arabia. Looking for a quick escape Rebecca convinces Hanna to take he along and the two set off to see the American a mysterious businessman that owes Hanna's husband money. But when Hanna and Rebecca reach his office they are confronted by Leila a Palestinian who tells Hanna that the American and the money are missing. Determined not to leave the Free Zone without her husband's debt paid Hanna forces Leila to join her - with Rebecca tagging along - and the three women begin their search. Soon the relationship between them turns into an emotional solidarity that will affect each of their lives forever.
TAUGHT TO STALK. TRAINED TO KILL. PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY. Dolph Lundgren is Nikolai - a killing machine - a deadly, highly skilled agent for the Russian army whose brutal efficiency and single minded determination to serve the motherland leaves behind a trail of battered bodies and bloodied enemies.Now Nikolai must infiltrate an African rebel army who seek to defy their new communist rulers and take out their leader, but as he gets to know his enemies and the dignified Bushmen he encounters, he begins to slowly realize that all he has been taught was a lie. This Cold War rebel is ready to turn the tables on his Soviet masters and kick all kinds of ass!With a body count that leaves jaws firmly on the floor and a healthy disregard for troublesome logic, Red Scorpion is a classic 80s action spectacular that doesn't let up for a second...
Seventeen year old Italian-American Bennie arrives in Buenos Aires in search of his prodigal brother poet Tetro. On finding him the pair reflect on their troubled past with composer father Carlo.
On January 15th 1974 15 year old Charlie Otero's life was destroyed. He came home from school to find his parents and two of his younger siblings all murdered. He didn't know it at the time but the Otero's were the first victims of the serial killer who called himself B.T.K. (Bind. Torture. Kill). What followed was a lifelong search for the truth which culminated with the arrest conviction and imprisonment of a man named Dennis Rader 30 years after the Otero family were murdered. This film chronicles the beginning of the end of the 30-year-old B.T.K Strangler mystery as it is told through the eyes of Charlie Otero.
Yolanda sings in a seedy nightclub. When her boyfriend dies of an overdose, she fears the police and seeks refuge in a convent that saves women from the streets. These off-beat nuns include a heroin using abbess who loves Yolanda, one who writes romance novels under a pseudonym, another raising a tiger in the convent yard, and one who designs fabulous fashions and is in love with the local priest. They plan an evening extravaganza starring Yolanda to celebrate the abbess's birthday and to convince their wealthy patron not to abandon them.
Titles Comprise: Meet The Spartans: From the creators of Scary Movie and Epic Movie comes Meet The Spartans. The heroic Leonidas armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em 13! Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider Rocky Balboa the Transformers and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). Epic Movie: We Know It's Big. We Measured. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer set their parodic sights on the largest genre of them all Hollywood's big-budget special effects-laden blockbuster franchise films. The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another a refugee from Mexican libre wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a normal resident of a mutant X-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a silent G). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with among others a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia. Date Movie: From the writers of Scary Movie comes a hilarious spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on the mishaps of the improbably named Grant Funkyerdoder (Adam Campbell) as he pursues his paramour Julia (Alyson Hannigan) to the concern of her parents...
Fat Actress a hybrid new comedy/reality series stars Emmy-Award winning actress Kirstie Alley who plays a fictional version of herself: a successful television and movie star whose weight gain has become the subject of every tabloid imaginable as well as the blight of her existence as she tries to find work and true love in an unforgiving Hollywood... Episodes Comprise: 1. Big Butts 2. Charlie's Angels 3. Holy Lesbo Batman 4. The Koi Effect 5. Crack For Good 6. Cry Ba
The Manhattan Transfer - Vocalese Live: Tracks featured: Four Brothers Rambo Meet Penny Bailey Airegin To You Sing Joy Spring Move That's Killer Joe The Duke of Dubuque Gloria Heart's Desire Birdland On The Boulevard Shaker Song Java Jive Blue Champagne How High The Moon Boy From New York City Ray's Rockhouse. Carmen McRae - Live In Tokyo: Tracks featured: That Old Black Magic That Old Devil Called Love Evergreen No More Blues As Long As I Live
For every adult who is still at war with his inner child comes Lil' Pimp a daringly original and irreverent adult comedy the first full-length motion picture to be shot in the revolutionary Flash animation process. The little boy just doesn't seem to fit in at home in squeaky-clean suburbia. His only friend is foul-mouthed talking gerbil Weathers (Ludacris). Then one day by accident he runs into a dazzling 'ho Sweet Chiffon (Lil' Kim) who takes him to a bar called Playground a
The gripping story of James Dean's rise to fame his romantic entanglements and his fatal desire for fast cars that led to his untimely death.
Lieutenant Nikolai is a member of the Soviet Special Forces assigned to infiltrate a rebel uprising and assassinate the leader that is causing problems for the Cuban forces occupying the territory. When Nikolai fails to complete the mission he pays the price; torture by the Cuban leaders! He manages to escape to the desert and find the rebel army once more but this time he is on their side! It's all out warfare as he leads a daring attack against his former comrades!
She's tough...but she sides with the little guy. Jack Dawn and his family were eliminated by the mob because he was their accountant feeding information to the FBI. However his six year old son Phil escaped with neighbour - and former gangster's girlfriend - Gloria. Now in his possession Phil has his father's black book containing account details of the mobsters. They want it back and the pair dead... Winner of the Best Picture at the Venice Film Festival the film also s
Street Fighter: Based on the hit Capcom Arcade game Street Fighter 2. Shadaloo South-East Asia 1995. As civil war enters its seventh month warlord General M. Bison (Raul Julia) virtually brings about global warfare when he takes 63 Allied Nations relief workers hostage and threatens to execute them unless a ransom of billion dollars is paid. It is the mission of Colonel William F Guile (Jean-Claude Van Damme) to rescue the hostages but he has to locate them first! As part of an audacious plan to track down the General and his futuristic fortress Guile and British Intelligence Officer Cammy (Kylie Minogue) recruit to the forces two renegade heroes. However their entire plan is nearly quashed when GNT news correspondent Chun-Li-Zang intervenes and she wants much more than just a story. Action reaches fever pitch as Guile Bison and their forces clash in a fierce battle and the fate of the free world hangs in the balance... Desert Heat: Desperate to flee the inner demons raging inside him mysterious loner Eddie Lomax (Van-Damme) rides to the last outpost of an abandoned desert highway prepared to end it all. But when a savage gang steals his prized cycle and leaves him for dead Eddie's life is saved by a soulmate from his past. Burning with a new reason to live Eddie sets off on a one-man search-and-destroy mission against his attackers. Fuelled by Van Damme's powerful performance Desert Heat is an explosive and sensational adventures from first to last. Knock Off: Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in an explosive thriller set in Hong Kong's shady manufacturing scene during the 1997 handover to China. When a shipment of jeans to the US proves counterfeit Marcus Ray the King of the Knock-Offs (Van Damme) finds himself at the centre of a Russian Mafia plot to hold the United States' security for ransom. Thousands of tiny micro-bombs disguised within other manufactured goods are schedules for departure from Hong Kong to America. When Ray's company's jeans are found to be the housing for the explosives he's the one man the CIA can count on to prevent certain disaster! In a territory where loyalty can change hands overnight Marcus Ray's survival will depend on him knowing the fakes from the real thing!
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