Josh Hartnett plays an investment banker who, when he sees a woman in a cafe whom he believes is his long-lost love, embarks on an obsessive and dangerous journey in this Hitchcockian thriller.
Record breaking gold medal winning ice skating duo Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean returned to the rink for the first time in 8 years to oversee 10 sets of celebrity skaters each hoping to be crowned Britain's new ice sensation! Celebrity contestants include David Seaman Broadway and West End star John Barrowman Olympic gold medalist Kelly Holmes Andi Peters Coronation Street's Sean Wilson Bonnie Langford Tamara Beckwith GMTV'S Andrea Mclean Fat Friends star Gaynor Faye and The Bill's Stefan Booth.
Earth vs. The Spider can't really make up its mind whether it's an homage to the B-movie horror genre (the title, but nothing else, has been lifted from the 1958 drive-in "classic"), a too-ironic-for-its-own-good spoof, or an uncomplicated but genuine monster flick. It passes as any of the above, so take your pick. The plot is hardly demanding: nerd's pal is murdered, nerd vows revenge, nerd injects himself with bug juice which turns him into a spider-like monstrosity, offs some bad guys then gets shot dead. Despite its lack of content, the movie's merciful brevity (one hour 26 minutes, roughly what all movies used to be) means that the pace is fast and that there's no room for padding (or real sub-plots, for that matter). The special effects are good and used surprisingly sparingly, which is a nice touch, and the brief coda is sarcastically witty. There's also what seems at first to be a nod in the direction of Toho's multi-monster epics, but those two giant furry caterpillars are in fact Theresa Russell's eyebrows. On the DVD: Earth vs. The Spider on disc is presented in 1.77:1 ratio. Extras include filmographies and a very brief "making of". The preliminary sketches of the creature in the photo gallery are well worth seeing. --Roger Thomas
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