My Five Year Engagement (Eire Version)
A deadly virus threatens the world. The symptoms are horrifying - bleeding eyes restricted breathing coma and finally... death. It starts in the Amazon Rainforest when journalist Ann Baurer stumbles on a top secret conspiracy involving biological weapons. These weapons are virus carriers - aggressive unstoppable and numbering in the thousands - Africanised killer bees. An unscrupulous doctor smuggles live specimens back to the States on a passenger plane. When the plane hits major turbluence a specimen trunk shakes loose and the contents immediately make a bee line for the main cabin. Gabrielle Anwar Craig Sheffer and Rutger Hauer are among the humans fighting for survival against genetically engineered killers. It's man versus nature at 35 000 ft!
After causing the Miskatonic University Massacre, Dr. Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) has been serving a prison sentence for the past 14 years. Far from overcoming his scientific obsession with bringing dead organisms back to life, he has had no choice but to continue his experiments on the only specimens he can find in his cell: rats. When Howard (Jason Barry), a new young doctor, comes to work as the prison MD and requests Dr. West's assistance, Dr. West discovers that Howard has something Dr....
Mayhem rules in Death Race, a head-over-heels remake of the Roger Corman cult classic Death Race 2000, in which cars become lethal weapons. The strength of this new version is its total single-mindedness about vehicular homicide; it has the virtue of no cluttering subplots or simpering sentimentality. And banish all memory of the original's wild satirical comedy: Death Race is as grim as a dinner tray to the face (a reference that will be explained in a key sequence). In a slightly futuristic maximum-security prison, cons take part in brutal races around the island prison, their violent deaths watched live by millions of viewers. Jason Statham, possibly cast because of his driving dexterity in the Transporter movies, plays a man wrongly imprisoned for murder. Joan Allen provides her brittle cool as the warden, who recruits Statham to assume the masked persona of a legendary driver called Frankenstein. Tyrese Gibson is Frankie's main rival, Natalie Martinez provides the fetching eye candy, but the acting honours go to Ian McShane, as the philosophical prison mechanic. One misses the cross-country race from the original film, as the setting here is claustrophobic and the cars are largely colorless and indistinguishable from each other. Director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil) continues to display the sensibility of a video-game addict, which will either be a recommendation or a turn-off, depending on your own tastes. At least it doesn't have the hypocritical moral blathering of something like the somewhat similar Condemned--who knew you could be so grateful for simple, straight-forward head-bashing? --Robert Horton
Tonightly is an entertainment show with Jason Manford and a variety of comic performers providing a dose of satirical news comment and downright lies and silliness.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Alvin and the chipmukns finds the chipmunks transported from their woodland habitat to the city, where they wind up in the home of Dave Seville. Dave realises the potential of a singing chipmunk pop act and becomes an unlikely mentor/father figure to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. When a devious record executive enters the picture, however, Alvin and the Chipmunks must deal with both the trappings of fame and their loyalty to the amiable, hapless Dave. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown With their habitat under threat from flooding caused by the ending of the ice age, unlikely friends Manny the woolly mammoth, Diego the sabre-toothed tiger, and Sid the sloth set out on a quest to find a boat that is rumoured to be at the other end of the valley.
Fused to an ancient talisman for centuries the Black Angel is summoned to open the gates of the Underworld. Two teenagers have been chosen to assist the Angel in his deadly mission to claim seven human sacrifices yet they alone are the world's only hope for survival.
Join Ratty Badger Mole and the inimitable Toad in these exciting Winter adventures! A collection of episodes set in Winter from the popular Wind In The Willows TV series based on the characters created by Kenneth Grahame.
Once again the Alterna Crew has travelled the globe to bring you a true 16mm cinematic experience that strays from the norm capturing a different perspective of snowboarding using impossible angles and never before seen filming techniques.. Featuring Jason Murphy Brandon Bybee Anssi Manninen Jon Cartwright Jaakko Seppala Annie Boulanger Tapio Kuusakoski JF Fortin Matt Beardmore Travis Williams Jon Coleman David Melancon Donny Ellis and Stefan Karlsson.
A middle-class man turns to a life of crime in order to finance his niece's first year at Harvard University.
Vaults Of Horror - Shogun Assassin/Burning/Mutilator
New York's Toughest Police Precinct has six escaped felons on the loose. These dangerous criminals specialize in insurance schemes drug-running paid assassinations pimping and organized robberies. Feeling pressure from New York's top brass the precinct elite set out to arrest these hard to get criminals by using their number one weapon... A snitch.
All the American Pie characters we met a little more than a decade ago are returning to East Great Falls for their high-school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn't and that time and distance can't break the bonds of friendship. It was summer 1999 when four small-town Michigan boys began a quest to lose their virginity. In the years that have passed, Jim and Michelle married while Kevin and Vicky said goodbye. Oz and Heather grew apart, ...
Six friends enter the strange town of Old Mines for a weekend float trip. They quickly realize that the town is not friendly to strangers...
Bambi: Acknowledged for generations as one of Disney's greatest animated classics this heartwarming story of the newborn Prince of the Forest is a wonderful experience. As Bambi learns to walk talk and make friends with the other animals including the bashful skunk Flower and a fun-loving rabbit named Thumper we discover the wonders of life and the beauty of nature. Fondly remembered as Walt Disney's favourite animated film Bambi is a funny touching timeless masterpiece that every child should grow up with. Bambi is here presented in a digitally restored version. Dumbo: Dumbo remains one of Disney's greatest animated treasures - a heartwarming and inspiring tale overflowing with charm and memorable songs. When a slow stork finally delivers Mrs. Jumbo's pint-sized baby elephant he's the talk of the circus. But with a pair of oversized ears baby Dumbo is laughed at and ridiculed. With remarkable courage and the help of his friend Timothy Mouse Dumbo overcomes all odds in a triumphant celebration of love and determination. The whole family will enjoy this timeless and touching story of a brave baby elephant with big ears...and an even bigger heart! The Aristocats: Disney's 20th full-length animated classic The Aristocats is an unforgettable mix of wild adventure colourful characters and jazzy music your family will find absolutely irresistible! This enchanting tale begins in Paris when a kind and eccentric millionairess wills her entire estate to her family - a family of adorable high-society cats. Overhearing her plan Edgar the greedy bumbling butler catnaps Duchess the elegant soft-spoken mother and her three mischievous kittens and abandons them in the French countryside. The charming Thomas O' Malley a rough-and-tumble alley cat saunters by and offers to escort them home. Along the way they stop at Thomas' pad where Scat Cat and his band of swingin' jazz cats perform the memorable Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Cat. Lady And The Tramp: Generations of movie-goers have fallen in love with Walt Disney's timeless animated classic - Lady and the Tramp - an irresistible song-filled adventure about Lady a lovingly pampered sweet tempered cocker spaniel and Tramp a jaunty freedom-loving mongrel from across the tracks who share a special friendship and thrilling adventures in this captivating story. When Aunt Sarah moves in with her devious felines Si and Am to babysit the very protective Lady soon finds herself being fitted for the unthinkable a muzzle! In her bid for freedom she meets and is charmed by Tramp dog-about-town. Together with friends Jock Trusty and Peg they share thrilling adventures on a lovely 'bella notte' as Lady learns what it means to be footloose and leash-free. Told through exquisite Disney animation and memorable songs this charming film glows with humour romance and fast-paced excitement. One of the greatest films of all time Lady and the Tramp remains absolutely irresistable for viewers of all ages Brother Bear: Set in the unspoilt American Northwest when the great mammoths still roamed the land Brother Bear follows the incredible journey of Kenai (Joaquin Phoenix) the youngest of three sons. When his oldest brother is lost in a battle with a bear Kenai having just been presented with his totem - a symbol from the great guides to guide him through life - ignores the village teachings of brotherhood and tracks the bear down killing it in revenge. However in his pursuit of vengeance he is transformed by the great spirits into the very creature he despises - a bear. Forced to see the world through the eyes of his enemy Kenai begins on his quest to find the mountain where the light touches the earth and regain his human form...
In her desperation to resurrect her dead sister with an old book of magic Diane accidentally kills a man; when the spell doesn't bring him back the only solution seems to be disposing of the body. But after her husband Lane cuts him up with the intention of tossing his various pieces into the bay the spell begins to kick in. If dealing with the dead was difficult contending with pieces of the dead is something else entirely...
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