Swiss Toni - Season 1 & 2: Played by Charlie Higson and developed from The Fast Show character who claimed ""Buying a car is like making love to a beautiful woman"" Swiss Toni will no doubt entertain enthral evoke laughter and most of all make you feel evolved. With his blonde quiff standing to attention and his grey shot-silk suit sparkling under the showroom lights Swiss Toni is the emperor of his car emporium. However Toni is being taught to drive by his long-suffering wife Ruth and is consistently out-performed by his alcoholic employee Geoff. Swiss Toni is cheesy out-of-date and chauvinistic - which is why everyone loves him. Episodes Comprise: 1. Cars Don't Make You Fat 2. Taxed and Tested 3. Power Assisted Steering 4. Part Exchange 5. Left Hand Drive 6. One Previous Owner 7. Troubleshooter 8. Speed Date 9. Depression 10. Gellward 11. Cable 12. Pangolin 13. Mumble Jackets 14. Fothergill 2000 15. Listening 16. On Top of Old Smokey 17. Swiss Toni's Beautiful Adventure Grass: Grass marks a welcome return for The Fast Show's overzealous know-it-all Billy Bleach. Written by (along with Andrew Collins) and starring Simon Day he actually created the character of Billy almost ten years ago for use in his stand up routines. After witnessing a gangland murder self-made loser Billy Bleach is forced to grass on villain Harry Taylor and is given a new identity. How will he cope in the village of Little Mockwell in deepest rural Norfolk and will he get on with the locals? Featuring all the episodes from the first series. Ted & Ralph: This hilarious spin-off from BBC's award-winning sketch-based comedy The Fast Show concludes Ted and Ralph's painfully repressed relationship as wealthy landowner Ralph continues his uncomfortable attempts at forging an intimate union with working class Irish estate manager Ted. However Ralph has to save his estate as he slips into bankruptcy and believes that a wife would help him out of the mire... Enter Wendy a lady who might not be all she appears. As Ralph's fondness for his new female companion grows his relationship to Ted suffers. Will Ralph go through with the marriage and save the estate?
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One of the most famous tearjerkers ever LOVE STORY tells the tale of Jenny (Ali McGraw) a poor college student from Rhode Island and Oliver (Ryan O''Neal) a rich law student from Boston who fall in love while attending college. Despite opposition to their relationship from Oliver's wealthy father the two get married. After graduation Oliver takes a job at a prestigious legal firm in New York as everything seems to be going well for the couple tragedy strikes Jenny who
Ellen (Amanda Plummer) and her husband Martin (Sean Pertwee) have just moved into an old house in the country to rebuild their life together after the tragic death of the young son. Before long Ellen begins to discover signs which suggest her life is in danger. She begins to understand that the death of her son is somehow connected with the house which is now hell-bent on destroying her.
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An estimated one out of every three women will be sexually assaulted at some time in their life with ninety percent of these victims choosing not to report the assaults to the police. This powerful and disturbing film deals with 'Forcible Rape Amongst Friends' one of the most prevelant crimes facing young women today. Annabeth Gish (Mystic Pizza) portrays the shocked and violated victim Lynn McKenna who is lured into a sense of false security and raped by her bestfriend's boyfriend John Telersky (Deathstalker 2). Confused and ashamed and faced with the knowledge of almost certain defeat Lynn must decide whether or not to press criminal charges against her attacker and bring about necessary justice.
Drama series about a husband and wife struggling with London life who decide to move to the Cotswolds.
Wing Chun (Dir. Yeun Woo-Ping 1994): Yim Wing Chun (Michelle Yeoh) is a feisty woman living in a remote village plagued by bandits. She's regarded as too 'masculine' by the men of the village who prefer women to be demure but when Wing Chun finally loses her cool and defeats the criminals her heroic actions just stir up even more trouble! Hyper-kinetic action from the action-director of 'The Matrix' and 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' allied to emotive storytelling and play
Murder mystery and suspense are rife when the son of a Japanese billionaire and his beautiful wife arrive in a small town in Pennsylvania with plans to convert an old steel mill into a huge money-making amusement park. When he is found seriously wounded no-one's surprised. None more so than former steel worker Barry who confesses to the crime. But this is no open and shut case. As the police investigate a succession of intimate lies and hidden truths unfold that exposes a bitter love triangle and leaves the town's fate in the balance. What really happened? The answer lies deep in the 'Iron Maze'. A maze of emotional deception industrial destruction and small-town prejudice.
Imagine the best comedy DVD in the World ever! Well that's what happens when the BVA endorses a plan for the whole UKVideo Industry to come together and seek to raise ''1 million pounds for the Unicef: Tsunami Children's Appeal. This celebrity-hosted DVD features clips of the greatest comedy from the Worlds of Stand Up Television and Feature Film all of which have been donated FREE by the UK video labels.
An international co-production of Jim Henson's Creature Shop, Australia's Channel 9 and Hallmark Entertainment, Farscape is genre television at its most ambitious, inspired both by the cult appeal of Babylon 5 and the continuing success of the Star Trek franchise. Making extensive use of CGI, prosthetics and state-of-the-art puppetry, Farscape takes a visual leap beyond previous shows. Admittedly, the basic premise may be borrowed from Buck Rogers (American astronaut catapulted to far-flung galaxy populated by strange aliens), while the crew have something of Blake's 7 about them (a motley bunch of escaped convicts pursued by a relentless foe), and ideas like the living ship are borrowed from Babylon 5, but the Farscape concept has a freshness that makes it look and feel completely original. The production design is all bio-mechanical curves and the script never takes itself too seriously (fart jokes and double-entendres pop up when you least expect them). It must have been expensive to make, but it certainly looks (and sounds--in Dolby Digital 5.1) as if every penny made it to the screen. In true Buck Rogers style, Ben Browder plays leading man John Crichton as an all-American astronaut, although with a more believable sense of bewilderment; the supporting cast is a mixture of Australian and British actors, mostly disguised under heavy make-up.Box Set 4 includes four episodes, another gallery of conceptual art, and video profiles of everyone's favourite Hynerian Dominar, Rygel, as well as a profile of Moya the living Leviathan transport ship and her pilot. The episodes are: "Durka Returns", in which the crew meet the beautiful Chiana for the first time, as well as Rygel's old tormentor, Captain Durka; "A Human Reaction", where Crichton finally gets back to Earth but with unfortunate results for the rest of Moya's crew; "Through the Looking Glass" in which the crew and Moya are thrown into a dimensional schism inhabited by a strange creature; and "A Bug's Life", in which an intelligent virus is released on the ship after an encounter with Peacekeepers. --Mark Walker
1936: America has fast become one of the world's most powerful nations on the platform of freedom and equality for all people. On the other side of the Atlantic Hitler's Third Reich is steadily taking hold systematically setting the stage for Aryan supremacy. Joe Louis (Leonard Roberts) an up-and-coming prizefighter from Harlem New York fights for his slice of the American dream: to become boxing's heavyweight champion. Standing in his way is German champ Max Schmeling (Til S
In this wacky musical with a message the ghost of Patient Zero the French-Canadian flight attendant who allegedly first brought AIDS to Canada materialises and tries to contact old friends... A timely and eccentric musical that serves up water baller dancing jungle animals and singing butt puppets to explore the politics of AIDS scapegoating!
Runaway Railway Some young railway enthusiasts repair a derelict locomotive and find themselves inadvertently involved in a mail train robbery! Junket 89 Junket always seems to be in trouble at school but his troubles really begin when the absent minded science master allows him to borrow his experimental instant transportation machine to journey to faraway places...
A collection of action films starring the legendary John Wayne. Films comprise: 1. The Spoilers 2. Tycoon 3. Wake of the Red Witch 4. The Conqueror 5. The Magnificent Showman 6. Hellfighters
Puck is a self-proclaimed anarchist who lives in an abandoned East Dallas house with a group of like-minded folk. They don't know what they want but they know what they don't want: multinationals the destruction of the rainforest and a Starbucks on every corner. The crew are rebellious but in no way violent - until the arrival of nihilist Johnny Black. Armed with THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK a kind of 'how to' manual for chaos he lures the others down a slippery slope of discovery. Fast approaching the point of no return Puck has to face the big question - how much anarchy is too much?Anarchy is coming and you've got three options - get on board get out of the way or start getting serious.
Men Of Honour: One of those rare films that grabs you by the gut and never lets go 'Men Of Honour' was inspired by the life of Carl Brashear (Cuba Gooding Jr.) an African American who dared to dream of becoming a U.S. Navy Master Diver. Despite a bigoted training officer (Robert De Niro) and a tragic shipboard accident Carl never gives up and achieves the impossible in an incredible finish that will leave you cheering. Tigerland: Roland Bozz after being conscripted into the US army joins a platoon of other young soldiers preparing to fight in Vietnam. He has no interest in fighting for his country and tries to get sent home as a trouble maker but his superiors mistake his defiance as intelligence and he soon gets a chance to try his hand at leadership... The Thin Red Line: A powerful front line cast including Sean Penn Nick Nolte Woody Harrelson and George Clooney explodes into action in this hauntingly realistic view of military and moral chaos in the Pacific during World War II. Nominated for seven Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director (Terrence Malick) The Thin Red Line is an unparalleled cinematic masterpiece.
Full Moon Bay is a quaint California fishing town undergoing change. One man fighting to usher it into the 21st century is eco-terrorist Hamilton Lux. The industrial millionaire is converting landmarks into tourist traps, constructing a monster of a luxury resort, raping the coast with his drilling, and trying to amass a stranglehold on small businesses like the fishery run by Daniel and Brook (Daryl Hannah, Kill Bill) Wilder (John Schneider, Smallville).When Marine biologist Amy Zuckerman (Heather McComb, Party of Five) arrives to survey Lux's questionable developments, she makes an alarming discovery: a beached Bull shark whose sensory organs exhibit violent tendencies even after death. But the second anomaly fills her with dread: the unheard of phenomenon of a swarm of Great Whites, forty strong, cutting through the waters together with one horrifying purpose to kill for pleasure.For Amy, Daniel, and Phillip, the only way to fight the man-eating army that s growing in strength, number, and hunger is to venture out into the watery terrors. What's waiting for them is beyond anything they could fathom.
The story of a boy who learns on his eleventh birthday that he is the orphaned son of two powerful wizards with unique magical powers of his own. At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he finds the home and family he has never had.
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