Girls In Love is a fun packed feature length programme based on the highly acclaimed best selling book by Jacqueline Wilson. It's a survival guide for anyone making their way through the confusing wilderness of teenage life. Seen through the eyes of sparky imaginative teenager Ellie Allard life seems to be a rollercoaster ride of cringe worthy embarrassment misery and major excitement that never slows down. With title music by chart topping girl band Sugarbabes Girls In Love is a must see for girls in love everywhere.
Jack returns in this third installment to repay those that tried to kill him in Amsterdam.
Animated Classics Double Bill of Mortal Kombat Defenders Of The Realm containing; Overthrown & Kombat Begins Again.
A romantic lesbian comedy which follows the lives of a group of women who went to college together in the '70s and who belonged to a local theatre group. Re-united to celebrate the birth of a friend's baby they decide to holiday together and rifts old and new arise as the women make up for twenty years of lost ground.
Earth. Early in the 21st Century. Much has changed since the last Mortal Kombat. A universe that was once balanced by a system based on honour and tradition is now governed by chaos and deceit. Dark forces from sinister realms have begun invading Earth. The only warriors who could possibly meet this challenge are the Defenders of the Realm. Overthrown - On the anniversary of her father's death Princess Kitana has planned a rebellion against Shao Kahn. If it succeeds Kitana will reclaim the throne of Outworld - leaving Liu Kang and the MKs. Skin Deep - Kitana is confronted with her past when a handsome young Ninja from Outworld seeks her out. It is clear Kitana once had feelings for him which stirs jealousy in Liu Kang. But the ninja proves to be working for Shao Kahn. Kitana is abducted to Outworld and Liu Kang must follow. Amends - While tracking Kano and the Black Dragon Organisation the MKs discover they have a phantom ally who turns out to be Kabal. Having been disfigured by Shao Kahn Kabal is discovered a freak. Sonya overcomes her own revulsion and then helps the others to see past the ugliness to the man inside. Resurrection - With the help of the Shadow Priests the Emperor Shao Kahn succeeds in resurrecting Shang Tsung. The Emperor then dispatches Shang to Earth Realm armed with the most powerful weapon of them all the Warrior King's Orb of nature!
Julia a famous physician infiltrates a prison in an attempt to find a witness to her sister's killing but instead she becomes the victim of a sadistic warden's sexual brutality.
Dirty Sexy Funny is a modern take on the hidden camera stunt show fronted by Olivia who plays larger-than life pranks on unsuspecting members of the public, who inevitably become integral to the action. And it’s not only about stunts. This series also features sketches and characters invented by Olivia and ‘Crew’.Dirty Sexy Funny’s narrator is an anonymous “City Girl” blogger, who catalogues life in London. Across the eight episodes Olivia introduces a host of ‘pranking’ characters including:Miss Single: Dazed, confused... maybe even slightly psychotic, who is looking for love in all the wrong places.Ms Technophobe: a busy office PA who is completely defeated by modern technology.The Door Bitch: a nightclub Nazi who erects ropes around perfectly free public spaces much to the displeasure of the innocent pedestrians of Britain.Neurotic Flatmate: Britain's foxiest germaphobe who takes OCD to epic proportions.
Errol Flynn is Jeb Stuart. Ronald Reagan is George Armstrong Custer (a part Flynn would play in 'They Died With Their Boots On'). Raymond Massey makes a flamboyant John Brown. And rounding out the cast are Oliveia de Haviland Alan Hale Van Heflin and Ward Bond. With a talent roster that includes cinematographer Sol Polito ('Sergeant York') and composer Max Steiner ('Gone With The Wind') 'Sante Fe Trail' is lousy history but great Hollywood!
Released in late 1999, The Bone Collector was originally promoted as a thriller in the tradition of The Silence of the Lambs and Seven, suggesting that it would earn a place among those earlier, better films. Nice try, but no cigar. The Bone Collector settles instead for mere competence and the modest rewards of a well-handled formula. With a terrific cast at his service, director Phillip Noyce (Dead Calm, Patriot Games) turns the pulpy indulgence of Jeffery Deaver's novel into a slick potboiler that is grisly fun only if you don't pick it apart. Noyce expertly builds palpable tension around a series of gruesome murders that lead us into the darkest nooks of New York City. Now a bedridden quadriplegic prone to life-threatening seizures and suicidal depression, forensics detective Lincoln Rhyme (Denzel Washington) gets a new lease on life with a sharp young beat cop (Angelina Jolie) who's a wizard at analyzing crime scenes. She does field work while he deciphers clues from his high-tech Manhattan loft, and as they narrow the search their lives are increasingly endangered. As this formulaic plot grows mouldy, Noyce resorts to narrative shortcuts, using perfunctory scenes to manipulate the viewer and taking morbid pleasure in his revelation of the murder scenes. And yet it all works, to a point, and the cast (including Queen Latifah and Luiz Guzmán) is much better than the material. If you're looking for a few good thrills, The Bone Collector is a pretty safe bet. --Jeff Shannon, Amazon.com
John Davies is an odd-ball. He writes gags. But his whole life is a joke. He has multiple Obsessive Compulsive Disorders. When his model girlfriend leaves him he vows to exact revenge in the only way possible. He'll replace her with the best looking woman on the planet. A girl so unbelievable you want to clap when she walks in the room. An internet search tells him that the world's most downloaded woman is Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The movie follows John's dysfunctional life as he tries to overcome his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.
A gender-bending comedy about an out-of-work lesbian actress struggling to succeed in Hollywood.
Whilst the rest of the male population of Belfast are firing nothing but blanks Eamonn is blessed with 'tadpoles on speed that could impregnate a stone'. Realising that there is cash to be made out of his fellow man's infertility this 24 year old virgin transforms himself overnight into Belfast's very own one man sperm bank. Business is booming until Eamonn is sucked into the 'troubles' and finds his crown jewels dangling in the fires of political distrust and religious intolerance!
A gripping and loving portrait of seven women who's back are literally against the wall; a surrounding wall whose brick facade has turned the address of Brewster Place into both a real and symbolic dead end.
Includes: 1. The Final Countdown 2. 976 EVIL 3. The Astral Factor 4. Agency Apex 5. Creator 6. Digital Man 7. Earth Minus Zero 8. Hologram Man 9. Judgement Day 10. Protoype 11. Rot 12. Sci-Fighters 13. The Sender 14. Chaos Factor 15. Guardian 16. Militia 17. Space Marines 18. Stealth Fighter 19. Virus 20. The Willies
All The Right Noises is the story of a young married man with two young children who has an affair with a teenage girl. It stars Olivia Hussey in her first post-Romeo And Juliet role as well as the inimitable Tom Bell (The L-Shaped Room Prime Suspect). Very much a film of its time tackling a subject which formed the basis for a number of celebrated and respected films in the 60s this slice of British cultural history is one of only a handful of feature films directed by Gerry O'Hara better known for his assistant director work with the cinema's giants including Tony Richardson Carol Reed and Otto Preminger.
An entry in the recent rash of crooks-falling-out cynical crime-comedy noirs, Four Dogs Playing Poker opens with a robbery at a wedding in Buenos Aires. Five friends pose as staff and guests to penetrate the secret collector's vault of lecherous father-of-the-bride George Lazenby and walk away with a valuable dancing-girl statue. Back in Los Angeles, the team are visited by their sponsor, hefty guest-star crook Forrest Whitaker, who tells them there's a question as to whether the statue is on the ship that's supposed to be smuggling it into the country. If it doesn't show up they'll have to cough up a million dollars between them or get killed. To underline the point and in the first of many "it-just-doesn't-make-sense" plot turns, Whitaker has his men shoot Tim Curry, organiser of the gang, in the leg and then, to show that trying to leave town is a bad idea, has him hung up dead in a meat locker with his feet chain sawed off (offscreen) by the comedy British double-act thugs. An unbelievably complicated scheme is hatched between the surviving four, two couples, whereby they each take out insurance policies that benefit the rest and pick cards and safety-deposit box-keys that identify one of them as the designated murderer and another as a victim. Naturally, suspicions simmer (one character, when asked if she distrusts her friends, replies "all my friends are thieves") and triple-crosses are hatched. The prolific Olivia Williams, in Lulu wig and American accent, emerges as the star, walking a knife-edge between imperilled heroine and cynical manipulator but she is ably supported by druggie, computer savvy Daniel London, hunky bartender Balthazar Getty and jittery insurance functionary Stacy Edwards. Familiar, if watchable. --Kim Newman
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