A Cock And Bull Story (2005): Director Michael Winterbottom is out to film the unfilmable novel: an adaptation of Laurence Sterne's sprawling 18th Century masterpiece of digression The Life And Opinions Of Tristram Shandy Gentleman. What begins as a seemingly straightforward attempt to recreate the frenetic novel - starring Steve Coogan as the title figure and Rob Brydon as his Uncle Toby - quickly derails into a behind-the-scenes document of the film's actual production. Working triple time (for he also plays Tristram's father) Coogan is hilarious as the insecure ""Steve Coogan"" a shallow actor who is more interested in his cute assistant (Naomie Harris) than the mother of his newborn child (the always delightful Kelly Macdonald). Meanwhile ""Rob Brydon"" is trying desperately to convince ""Steve Coogan"" that his role is a co-lead not merely a supporting one. As the production threatens to spin out of control the filmmakers hire Gillian Anderson (playing herself of course) to fill a much-needed role.... It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004): Frankie Wilde (Paul Kaye) is the hearing-impaired DJ who delights the clubbers on the island of Ibiza by coupling his larger-than-life drug and alcohol-fuelled persona with undeniable skills behind the turntables. But as Frankie's hearing rapidly disintegrates and his former manager wife friends and record label slowly fade away the distraught DJ plunges into the depths of despair... Grand Theft Parsons (2004): There are times when it's right and proper to simply bury the dead. This is not one of those times. Gram Parsons was one of the most influential musicians of his time; a genius who knew Elvis and the Stones and led the Byrds. As fame and fortune came within his grasp he died unexpectedly in 1973. When Gram's best friend and road manager Phil Kaufman (Johnny Knoxville) hears the news he gets busy to fulfil an old promise - to cremate his buddy in the majestic desert wilderness of Joshua Tree. The plan looks great but there are snags - he has to steal the body from under the noses of the authorities then evade the police Gram's father and an avenging ex-girlfriend with only a stoned hippy for company and driving a psychedelic hearse!
Time To Kill: A routine sweep on a counterfeiting operation goes horribly wrong for the officers of Precinct 88 when they are suddenly attacked by a violent Cyborg and Took is caught in the crossfire. The Cyborg has Brogan marked for death and one by one Brogan's colleagues fall victim to the creature... Deadline: Brogan and Haldane discover a capsule containing the body of a Tarn male. The autopsy reveals that the Tarn is missing vital organs removed with surgical precision... Brogan and Haldane find themselves on the trail of organ leggers from Danae - vicious killers who murder for profit and target Brogan as their next donor!
The Snake: An alien extortionist and explosives expert known only as The Snake threatens the executives of Brett Interplanetary. Precinct 8 forms a task force to track him down and Jane reunites with her old ECPF colleague Bill Gray. The Snake reveals his next target - the Princess an Omega Class tanker en route to Altor with two hundred million gallons of liquefied hydrogen! Body and Soul: Caught in the radiation field of Merlin's Asteroid a prototype spaceship created by the reclusive industrialist Alden Holmes returns to Altor after being lost in space for twenty years. Brogan finds a body on board opening an investigation into a homicide that took place two decades ago. As he tracks down the killer Brogan is haunted by the ghost in the machine...
Emerging from their hidden lair in the sewers for the very first time, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are ready to explore the hostile streets of NYC. Join these four super dudes--Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo--as they face enemies more dangerous (and taste pizza more delicious) than anything they could have imagined! Includes: Rise of the Turtles (DOUBLE-LENGTH EPISODE) Turtle Temper New Friend, Old enemy I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman Metalhead
A train headed for Denver carrying nuclear waste and toxic materials is en route for disaster when it becomes a runaway. Renegade investigator and train enthusiast John Seger jumps on board in a bid to save thousand of innocent lives...
Until recently very little was known about Rob Hales' Acton Burnell fishery excpet that it was one of the best Carp waters in the country... Rob explains the history of the place and the unique way in which he has created such a special fishery by draining it dry fertilising it and removing all other species. Further insight reveal how Rob's management policy relates to other facets of the business. Joined by Kevin Maddocks the pair attempt to outwit the clever Carp and land fi
Walter Woods (Rob Lowe) is an ambitious young architect on his way to Los Angeles for the assignment of a lifetime. He has been hired to design a Beverly Hills mansion for a rich client (James Belushi) and speeds unknowingly along Pacific Coast Highway towards a disastrous and violent turn of events that will change his life... or end it. Along the way Walter narrowly avoids a high speed collision with a maniacal truck driver and arrives visibly shaken to his Apartment where an oddball assortment of residents make his acquaintance. His new neighbors include a beautiful hooker an East German comedian and a cranky building manager (Dean Stockwell) who is as lazy as he is grumpy. As Walter prepares to design his masterpiece a series of strange unexplained events soon begin to unravel the normally calm and controlled designer. These minor nuisances quickly escalate into perilous and terrifying encounters with a mysterious stalker. As his wife pressures him to return home his boss pushes him to finish the job and his new client becomes increasingly unreasonable Walter starts to buckle under the pressure of his tormentor. These dangerous encounters turn deadly and Walter is pushed to the breaking point. With the police in pursuit Walter confronts his vicious attacker in a fight not only for his sanity but for his survival.
With years of experience snake aficionado Rob Bredl guides us through the haunts and lairs of the deadliest snakes on the planet including the inland Taipan which he says ""can kill you in three seconds if it hits an artery"". With Rob's unique insights on the cobra Python Taipan and more viewers will embark on a journey from fear to understanding and ultimately careful respect for some of the most dangerous reptiles on the planet. Rob dodges death at every turn turning his hard wo
Two Against The Rock: Haldane and Jane escort Houdini the most notorious escape artist on Altor to Asteriod A5 - the maximum security penitentiary known as The Rock. But on their arrival at the asteroid the two officers are horrified to discover that the prisoners have taken over and mass murderer Eric Volker is the new warden... Takeover: When Brogan and Haldane are accused of the cold-blooded murder of Naxus Simi and subjected to an Internal Affairs investigation the officers' reliability as prosecution witnesses in a case against crime boss Vanus Olvera is called into question. But Brogan and Haldane find there is far more at stake when Jane gives damning evidence against them...
Startling insights to the crocodilians arsenal of senses and killing power from the man who loves them and knows them best Rob Bredl. We travel with Rob as he meets up with traditional owners and operators of the Edward River Crocodile Farm that Rob helped establish in 1971 now it's managed by twelve aboriginal tribes. Rob spent ten years with the community so his return to the Edward River is a kind of homecoming to his place of learning and growth as an animal handler and lover. Rob gives us the saltwater crocodile in detail its biology and physiology the cycle from birth to death. His insights paint the picture of a creature that is not only built to kill but built to survive through the ages..
In the newly emergent countries of Eastern Europe Mafia families have taken control of all weapons and technology smuggling. Billie (ROB LOWE) is an American junkie who is trying to escape his problems and make some good money they call him Crazy Six because he is the sixth child of his family and he is crazy for drugs. Raul (ICE-T) is the drug lord who deals plutonium on his spare time. Things get ugly when Crazy Six and an Arabic-French gangster called Mao (MARIO VAN PEEBLES) steal the plutonium from the Mao. However when Mao double crosses him Crazy Six finds himself on the run from the Mafia with a US federal agent Dakota (BURT REYNOLDS) as his only ally.
Reeve is a highly trained member of an elite unit of Ninja Warriors, when he is captured and being tortured he must use all of his training in order to escape. Aided by the former Director of Defense, who wakes up in a strange room with nothing but the a phone, Reese must fight, guns blazing, words swinging in order to stop an evil conglomerate from gaining access to a dangerous weapon.
Kickin' Chickens In Kung-Fu Capers.
Titles Comprise: The Reef: When Pi an ordinary fish from Boston arrives at the exotic reef to live with his Aunt Pearl he is immediately attracted to Cordelia the fish of his dreams. There's just one big problem in the form of Troy the meanest shark in the ocean who not only patrols the reef keeping its community in fear of becoming his next meal but also has his eye on Cordelia and wants her for himself. Pi must join up with his new group of friends if he stands any chance of outwitting Troy and his henchmen save the reef and win Cordelia! TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tech-industrialist Max Winters is amassing an army of ancient monsters to take over the world. Only one super-ninja fighting team can stop them - those heroes in a half shell; Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello and Raphael! With the help of their rat sensei Master Splinter and old allies April O'Neil and Casey Jones the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in for the fight of their lives in this all new CG-animated action adventure movie. The Ant Bully: Misfit Lucas (Zach Taylor Eisen) doesn't have any friends and suffers daily at the hands of the neighborhood bully. Lucas's mother (Cheri Oterie) might call her 10-year-old Peanut but to the ants inhabiting the colony in his front yard Lucas is the Destroyer. Lonely and frustrated by his small stature Lucas repeatedly takes his aggressions out on the colony leaving the ants running for their lives. Tired of the unprovoked attacks Zok (Nicolas Cage) an ant wizard devises a potion that will shrink the Destroyer down to their size so that he can stand trial for his actions. Soon Lucas is ant-sized and sentenced to live among the ants where he has to learn their ways in order to earn his freedom. Zok's ever cheerful girlfriend Hova (Julia Roberts) becomes Lucas's mentor teaching him the ways of the ant world and helping him gain a whole new perspective. He begins to understand the meaning of teamwork and how working with others can help an individual accomplish great things. He also learns that danger lurks everywhere for an ant: killer wasps hungry frogs even sunlight reflected off a mirror can mean certain death. Even worse before being shrunk Lucas was tricked into signing a contract with a slimy exterminator Stan Beals (Paul Giamatti) who will soon be returning to destroy the colony unless Lucas can find a way to stop him. An amusing smart script and likeable characters are hallmarks of this pleasant romp through a secret underground world.
Hard Target (1993): The thrill of the hunt. It's the ultimate drug and the more intense the rush the higher the price. International superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme teams up with world-famous action director John Woo for this electrifying thriller that WGN Radio hails as 'Easily one of the year's best films!' Van Damme is the target of an evil mercenary (Lance Henriksen) who recruits homeless combat veterans for the 'amusement' of his clients - bored tycoons who will pay a half a million dollars to stalk and kill the most challenging prey of them all: Man. Laced with dark humour and slam-packed with electrifying action Hard Target is a must see for action fans. Nowhere To Run (1993): Action superstar Jean Claude Van Damme has nowhere to run and nothing to lose! An escaped prisoner hiding from the authorities Sam Gillen (Van Damme) always manages to be in the wrong place at the right time. Risking his hard-fought freedom he aids a beautiful young widow Clydie (Rosanna Arquette) and her children against a ruthless developer who's trying to drive them off their land. Hunted by both the police and the developer's hired killers Sam pulls no punches in his furious fight for survival - he'll do anything to protect the family who are protecting him. The result is more hard-hitting high kicking Van Damme action than you've ever seen! Knock Off (1998): Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in an explosive thriller set in Hong Kong's shady manufacturing scene during the 1997 handover to China. When a shipment of jeans to the US proves counterfeit Marcus Ray the ""King of the Knock-Offs"" (Van Damme) finds himself at the centre of a Russian Mafia plot to hold the United States' security for ransom. Thousands of tiny micro-bombs disguised within other manufactured goods are schedules for departure from Hong Kong to America. When Ray's company's jeans are found to be the housing for the explosives he's the one man the CIA can count on to prevent certain disaster! In a territory where loyalty can change hands overnight Marcus Ray's survival will depend on him knowing the fakes from the real thing!
He's got ice in his veins and he's cold blooded: his name is Jack Frost. After five years of terror and 38 bodies in five states serial killer Jack is on his way to execution. But a freak accident with a truckload of genetic material in the middle of a snowstorm mutates Jack into a killer snowman. Now only an army can stop the 'slayride' of terror from this frosty monster with icicle fangs. Hell has just frozen over...
Documentary about a pioneering New York punk band the Ramones directed by Michael Gramaglia and Jim Fields. The film features rare footage and contributions from guitarist Johnny Ramone Nicolas Cage Anthony Kiedis and Flea as well as the last interview ever given by Joe Strummer of the Clash.
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