For the first time ever on DVD Chewin ' the Fat Live!. Filmed live at the kings Theatre Glasgow This hilarious show has all your fat-chewin favourites including... Bish 'n' Bosh the painter 'n' decorators Betty the old slapper the lighthouse keepers and of course Ronald Villiers the world's most terrible actor. Plus many more characters for your consumption. This is the ultimate side-splitting experience. Starring Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill with Karen Dunbar. Get Ready to chew!
Robert Blake stars in BARETTA, the classic landmark television series that made him a household name. Edgy undercover cop Tony Baretta (Blake) is tough, eccentric, dangerous...the one cop the bad guys fear most! This explosive Emmy® nominated crime- drama series set the standard for gritty, realistic television cop shows. Enjoy Baretta for the first time ever on DVD in the UK.
Scourge of Worlds: A Dungeons and Dragons Adventure is not a film sequel to Dungeons and Dragons (2000), but the DVD equivalent of an interactive role-playing novel. There are over 900 short digitally animated sequences, leading every so often to a choice to be made with the remote control, resulting after about 90 minutes in one of four possible endings. Just as the original D&D was inspired by The Lord of the Rings, the scenarios here are Tolkien rehashed: a newly arisen darkness is seeking an ancient ultimate weapon, against which stand a human warrior, Regdar, a halfling, Lidda and an elven wizard, Mialee. The CGI is closer to Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles than the pseudo-realism of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, the electronic score is tiresome and the contemporary American voice acting, using such expressions as "head's up" and " or something", is laughable. What of the interactive element? Essentially it offers two equally uninteresting paths at the end of every major scene--uninteresting because it's impossible to care what happens to the marionette-like stereotypes no matter what they do. While the adventure does offer plenty of well-choreographed cartoon-style action, interacting with Scourge of Worlds is ultimately about as much fun as watching someone else play a computer game--and that's just the first time through. On the DVD: Scourge of Worlds: A Dungeons and Dragons Adventure fills the DVD with the 900-plus animated sequences, presumably leaving no room for extras. The only options are between stereo sound and far more involving Dolby Digital 5.1. The image appears to have been taken directly from a digital master and is flawless, the images only limited by the TV-standard computer rendering. --Gary S Dalkin
The Dangers Of Fantasies. Tom Hanks stars in this fantasy drama that tells the story of four college friends and the imaginary world that slowly consumes them all. When Robbie Wheeling (Hanks) starts the new academic year at college he quickly makes friends with Kate Daniel and Jay Jay three fellow students with one common interest - Monsters & Mazes. A game of magic myth and mystical powers the four players decide to take the roleplay into the real world but quickly find themselves drawn deeper into the gameplay until players and characters are barley distinguishable from each other.
Winner of four Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Director, this harrowingly realistic war film (based on director Oliver Stone's firsthand experience) arrives on Blu-ray for the first time in this 25th Anniversary Edition - loaded with explosive extras that take you to the front lines of moviemaking. Starring Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe and Charlie Sheen, Platoon is a powerful, riveting and starkly brutal tale of an American soldier's descent into the chaos and horror of the Vietnam War.
SpongeBob SquarePants:SpongeBob Triton's Revenge
It's No Picnic! Brace yourself for mutant mayhem and pestilent payback in this scary (Los Angeles Times) and repulsively convincing (The Hollywood Reporter) creature feature about good bugs gone BAD! Starring queen of mean Joan Collins this incredible insect extravaganza is swarming with flesh-crawling chills hair-raising thrills and spine-tingling terror...with a venge-ANTS! A heavenly paradise becomes a hellish nightmare when a toxic spill turns harmless ants into rampaging radioactive reprobates! Stumbling into their creepy lair a sleazy land developer (Collins) and her clients are horrified to realize that the ants are having a picnic...and humans are on the menu! Fleeing for their lives - only to be squashed underfoot - they soon discover that these bad-boy bugs are hell-bent on exterminating mankind and building an evil empire where humans check in...but they can't check out!
Tom Dowd And The Language Of Music profiles the extraordinary life and legendary work of music producer/recording engineer Tom Dowd. Historical footage vintage photographs and interviews with a who's who list of musical giants from the worlds of jazz soul and classic rock shine a spotlight on the brilliance of Tom Dowd whose creative spirit and passion for innovative technology helped shape the course of modern music.Tom Dowd's credits include recording sessions with Aretha Franklin Ray Charles Eric Clapton Otis Redding John Coltrane The Allman Brothers Band Tito Puente Dizzy Gillespie Thelonious Monk Cream Rod Stewart Lynyrd Skynyrd Booker T & the MG's and countless other musical luminaries.
Tom Cruise stars in this visually stunning fantasy adventure in which pure good and evil battle to the death amidst spectacular surroundings. Set in a timeless mythical forest inhabited by fairies goblins unicorns and mortals. The fantastic story has Jack (Cruise) a forest dweller and chosen by fate to undertake a heroic quest. He must save beautiful Princess Lili (Mia Sara) and defeat the demonic Lord of Darkness (Tim Curry) or the world will be plunged into a never-ending ice age. Co-starring Billy Barty and Alice Playten and directed by Ridley Scott famed for his remarkable settings and unparalleled imagery the incredibly realised fable is the stuff movie legends are made of.
Based on the true story of the last woman ever executed in Britain Ruth Ellis starts down the road of romantic self-destruction when she meets and starts a love affair with wealthy gentlemen David Blakely who felt it was impossible to uphold the relationship with the single mother due to the pressure of his upper-class peers.
Legends Of The Fall: Colonel William Ludlow (Sir Anthony Hopkins) built a ranch in the remote foothills of the Montana Rockies where he brought up his three sons away from the carnage of the Indian wars. Alfred (Aidan Quinn) the eldest is dutiful and reserved Samuel (Henry Thomas) the beloved youngest is compassionate and idealistic while the middle brother Tristan (Brad Pitt) has a wild untameable spirit. Into this masculine world enters Susannah Finncannon (Julia Ormond) a beautiful intelligent woman who stirs a passion and rivalry in all three brothers that will change the course of their lives and shape their destinies forever. From the rugged prairie lands of 19th Century America to the trenches of World War I and the changing world beyond 'Legends of the Fall' is a sweeping star-studded epic - a passionate journey into the darkest secrets of love betrayal and the unbreakable bonds of blood. Steel Magnolias: A beautiful bittersweet comedy set in deep south Louisiana 'Steel Magnolias' unites talents of America's finest actresses as six very special friends bonded together by mutual triumphs and tragedies. Despite their differences beautiful Shelby (Julia Roberts) her strong-willed mother M'Lynn (Sally Field) beauty parlour owner Truvy (Dolly Parton) elegant wealthy widow Clairee (Olympia Dukakis) sharp tongued Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine) and mousey newcomer Anelle (Daryl Hannah) enjoy a friendship that spans the boundaries of age and status. Sharing each other's strength and loyalty they face their greatest fears and highest hopes with dry wit and a self-deprecating style... Circle Of Friends: Circle Of Friends is a story of first love first kisses and first betrayals. Three girlhood friends are re-united in college ready to experience life to the fullest. Eve an orphan quiet and observant; Nan socially and sexually precocious; and Benny (Minnie Driver) a modest self-conscious dreamer. It doesn't take long for them all in their exciting new world to meet men and fall in love. But Benny unsure of herself and scared of rejection follows her heart out on a limb for the brightest best-looking boy on the campus (Chris O'Donnell). Will her shyly adventurous spirit be rewarded? One thing is sure. Whatever happens in affairs of the heart Benny will always rely on the people she loves and the people who love her in her Circle Of Friends.
Tracklist:Baby Please Don't GoCrawling Back to YouHandle With CareI Won't Back DownI'm Cryin'Angel DreamMelinda, Born in ChicagoLittle Red RoosterCarol, RefugeeLove is a Long RoadYou Don't Know How it FeelsBlack Leather WomanI Done Somebody WrongI Got a WomanThirteen DaysWake Up TimeRollin' in My Sweet Baby's ArmsLost ChildrenTwo Men Talkin'You Wreck Me
Award-winning British director Paul Oremland brings you two gritty and contemporary feature length films that couldn't be any more different save for one similarity - both heroes are gay men.Like It Is follows closeted bare-knuckle fighter Craig (Steve Bell Coronation Street) who falls in love with record executive Matt and follows him to London, despite not being able to handle intimacy and the fact that Matt's friends want Craig gone.In Surveillance, Adam (Tom Harper) hooks up with a handsome guy (Sean Brosnan) only to discover that he is then murdered by the secret police for having information on a supposedly gay member of the Royal Family. Before long, Adam is being followed by special agent spies who want him dead!
A little Christmas magic causes two coworkers with contrasting lifestyles to switch sexual orientations.
When a group of school children are kidnapped on their way home from school a nationwide search begins...
A band of commandos led by a murderous officer seize an international airport. Their aim is to rescue a drug baron (Franco Nero) from justice. Detective McClane (Bruce Willis) finds himself having to battle tough anti-terrorists squads and a deadly snowstorm to break the grip of the terrorists who have control of the plane that is carrying his wife...
The year is 1962. Aristocrat and all round spoilt brat Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) seems to have it all. But things are about to change drastically for him. After his parents refuse to bail him out of his gambling debts Lawrence takes drastic measures and jumps aboard a Peace Corps flight to Southeast Asia. Suddenly Lawrence finds himself on a remote tropical island with the ultimate American Patriot Tom Tuttle (John Candy) and the smart resourceful Beth Wexler (played by Tom Hanks'' future wife Rita Wilson). Their mission is to help build a bridge for local villagers a challenging task that unwittingly brings them into conflict with lunatic communists psychotic drug barons a socially inept U.S Army and brainwashing. A worthy entry into Tom Hanks output of eighties comedies (that included Bachelor Party Splash and The Money Pit) Volunteers once again cast him opposite his Splash co-star and comedy legend John Candy (Uncle Buck Trains Planes and Automobiles) and other cult performers Rita Wilson (Teen Witch Runaway Bride) Tim Thomerson (Trancers Iron Eagle Zone Troopers) and Gedde Watanabe (Sixteen Candles UHF EDtv).
Artie (Billy Crystal) and Diane (Bette Midler) realise that they're the "other grandparents"--the ones their three grandkids barely know and dread seeing. So when they have a chance to take care of Harper (Bailee Madison), Turner (Joshua Rush), and Barker (Kyle Harrison Breitkopf), Diane jumps at it, dragging a reluctant Artie along. Naturally, their old-school approach to parenting clashes with the anxious, helicopter-parenting of their daughter Alice (Marisa Tomei) and her husband Phil (Tom Everett Scott). Which will win out? There's really no suspense--contemporary parenting is an easy target and every time Artie complains about how the kids are indulged, random strangers applaud him. However, as Artie's parenting technique yoyos between threats and bribery, movie audiences may find themselves on Alice's side. Parental Guidance is a flimsy movie built around cartoonish kids with cliché problems and jokes about poop and getting hit in the crotch. The plot eventually gets stuck in a mire of nostalgia and vanity (did Midler really have to have a musical number?). But along the way there are moments between kids and grandparents--and between parents and grandparents--that are genuinely sweet. Midler is just coasting through this, but Crystal, who remains a talented and charismatic actor, puts his heart into it. --Bret Fetzer
SpongicusPlankton turns the Chum Bucket into a realistic replica of the Colosseum, complete with a man-eating lionfish! Suction Cup SymphonySquidward’s inspiration for his musical entry in the Bikini Bottom Symphony Orchestra competition… SpongeBob and Patrick! House FancyJealous that Squilliam’s on House Fancy, Squidward lures the show producers to his fancier house. Desperate to make his home presentable, Squidward lets SpongeBob help.Krabby RoadPlankton forms a band that includes SpongeBob, hoping SpongeBob will write a song revealing the Krabby Patty ingredients. Penny FoolishMr. Krabs thinks he sees SpongeBob pick up a penny from the ground. A penny that should be HIS!Nautical NoviceBefore a class trip to the Nautical Museum, SpongeBob memorises the entire history of boating. Isn’t that reason enough for Mrs. Puff to give him his licence?Not NormalSpongeBob becomes “normal.” And boy, is it boring!GoneIt’s the strangest thing. SpongeBob awakens to find everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone!
'Taggart' is the longest running police drama on TV. Thanks to its explosive storylines and tough-talking Glasgow detective Jim Taggart (Mark McManus) it has become a national institution with these next six feature length editions averaging nearly thirteen million viewers. Set Comprises: Evil Eye: A gypsy is found murdered in her caravan and Taggart and Jardine suspect a connection with a London jewel raid in which a young policeman was murdered. Rogues' Gallery: A body is found in a car that has just been put through a car crusher: Taggart and Jardine investigate a case that seems to link the world of drug pushers with the world of art and artists. Violent Delights: A sixth former Philip Dempster has a crush on his French Teacher the beautiful Francoise Campbell. When spying on her through his telescope he sees what looks like a murder take place in her bedroom. Taggart investigates the death of a young undertaker in a blazing car. Fatal Inheritance: When the verdict of ""Not Proven"" is returned in a murder trial Taggart decides to stay at the scene of the crime - a fashionable health farm. When another murder occurs there Taggart gets involved though officially he is not on the case. Death Benefits: Julia Fraser wife of a police sergeant is brutally murdered whilst he is on duty. During a search of their house a list of names is found. It appears that the people on the list are rapidly meeting with a series of accidents - and yet there is no connection between them except that they are on the list. Taggart is facing a race against time to find the connection. Gingerbread: The murder of his father sets Simon Barrow on a journey which moves from fairy-tale to nightmare. Taggart Jardine and Reid discover the bitter behind the sweet.
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