Film-maker ‘Jack Innov’ wants to make serious movies but after years spent making low budget horror film rip-off’s, he realises his only chance is to bank roll his dreams on the back of a sweeping romantic self-penned porn epic titled ‘Assanova’. Alas Jack’s quest to film his tour de force is beset with difficulties right from the start. Managing the minuscule budget is a piece of cake compared to the antics of the eccentric and eclectic cast and crew, (including, a junkie continuity girl, a naked German cinematographer and a pair of lesbian actresses who feel uncomfortable... using explicit language). In the midst of this madness Jack is forced to come to terms with his own sexual inexperience, (as knowledge of only one sexual position can be a key impediment in the porn world).The whole bungling enterprise is bank-rolled by two gormless gangsters, Ron and Reg, one obsessed with the immense bosoms of the female cast while the other is more concerned with the Greek leading man’s over-endowed bonhomie and manhood. But Jack is a man on a mission and no mishaps or obstacles will sway him from the creation of his modern minor masterpiece. The show must go on. [show more]
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Comedy following film maker Jack Innov (Alex Constantine) as he attempts to make a porn movie in the hopes of earning enough money to produce more respectable work. As his project, named 'Assanova', gets underway, albeit on a minute budget, he encounters various obstacles in the form of his oddball cast and crew members. Jack is determined for the film to be a success, however, and does what he can to keep the production on track.
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