Defenders of The Earth. Defenders. Out of the sky his rockets ignite jets into battle flying faster than light. Flash Gordon. Lord of the Jungle the hero who stalks the beast call him brother. The ghost who walks. Phantom. Defenders of The Earth. Master of magic spells and illusion. Enemies crumble in fear and confusion. Mandrake. Defenders of The Earth. His strength is a legend his skill conquers all. On with his power we never will fall. Lothar. Defenders of the Ear
Angels and Insects--an ambitious costume drama--tells the tale of William Adamson (Mark Rylance), a buttoned-down Victorian explorer who returns to England penniless and dependent on the kindness of his sponsor, Sir Harald Alabaster (Jeremy Kemp). Adamson's intelligence and lower social standing endear him to the old man, but Sir Harald's son, Edgar, seems annoyed by his presence. Nevertheless, Adamson falls in love with Sir Harald's daughter, a shy sex kitten (Patsy Kensit), and offers to marry her. As the web of sexual politics, true love, and class struggles develop; the explorer begins an intriguing study of a nearby ant colony. With encouragement from a dirt-poor Alabaster cousin (Kristin Scott Thomas), Adamson begins to write about the insects, never realising the parallels with his own life. The film, too, is a puzzle for the audience to solve while savouring the beauty of flesh and outlandish, vibrant costumes. Rylance is a perfect hero to root for, with his impeccable manners and soothing Scottish tones. All in all it's another curious winner from filmmakers Philip and Belinda Haas (The Music of Chance). --Doug Thomas, Amazon.com
A world record orgy, wild sex scenes, ninjas... just a typical day at the office when you happen to work on a porn set. Director Chuck Steak (Mark Decarlo) is making his last film and wants to go out with a bang. With the help of veteran actress Roxy Free (Priscilla Barnes) and the outrageously endowed Lance Long (Adrian Zmed), they concoct the biggest and most absurdly complicated porn film ever made.But along the way, everything that can possibly go wrong does go wrong. Tempers flare, secrets are revealed and a hidden past is exposed, as all hell breaks loose during the climactic orgy scene. It's a wild ride in this rowdy and heartwarming tale of life in the adult film industry.
The Dark Hunter is a Mocumentary comedy inspired by films such as Spinal Tap and British TV comedy series The Office. Fictional characters Duncan and Mark are wannabe filmmakers who think that they could do a far better job than the makers of The Blair Witch Project. This spoof documentary follows them through a series of disastrous witness interviews to the tragic end of their production in the woodlands of Shropshire in northern England
A quartet of intriguing adventures for the Glaswegian detectives. Babushka: After the murder of a wealthy Scottish businessman the Taggart team becomes involved with a shady agency which pairs up Russian women with available Scottish men. They piece together a story of blackmail and intrigue where the villains play for high stakes... Berserker: A new amphetamine-type drug Berserker appears on the streets of Glasgow and is particularly popular with bodybuilders.
Shooter is an action-packed thriller starring Mark Wahlberg as Bob Lee Swagger a former Army sniper who leaves the military after a mission goes bad. After he is reluctantly pressed back into service Swagger is double-crossed again. With two bullets in him and the subject of a nationwide manhunt Swagger begins his revenge which will take down the most powerful people in the country.
Another 6 animated episodes for kids! Rocky and Elvis are two best friends who cave-share. Rocky is a Dodo who is cave-proud nuerotic and gullible and Elvi is a mischevious messy and cocky crossbreed. 'Rocky And The Dodos' follows the crazy lives of a bunch of misfit characters and their non-stop adventures on their rocky island in the middle of the ocean.
Mary Wilson is best known as a member of the Motown soul and pop group The Supremes. On this DVD Wilson performs her 2005 show ''Up Close & Personal'' at the Sands Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas where she sings ballads and standards in addition to Supremes' hits. Wilson was the only Supreme who remained in the group from the time it was formed in 1959 as The Primettes until the very end when the group was disbanded in 1977. The Supremes (Diana Ross Florence Ballard and later Cindy Birdsong along with Mary Wilson) enjoyed twelve US number-one hit records.
Last Man Standing K-1 2002 - Battle Of Britain: Heavyweight Martial Arts Tournament - 8 men enter - 1 man survives! K-1 fuses centuries of tradition from the martial arts into a thoroughly modern and electrifying spectator sport. The K-1 World Grand Prix is a heavyweight tournament with rules that are acceptable to all standing martial arts. The letter K appears in Karate Kung Fu Kickboxing and Taekwondo and the number 1 simply means the best and the strongest martial arti
Sarah is a dreamy eyed little girl who lives with her father Howard and her beautiful cat Noel in a two-family house. Leslie an accomplished singer and Nick her pampered pooch moved into the other half of the house. The two families have a strained relationship until Noel accidentally overhears her beloved Sarah's special Christmas wish. Swallowing her pride Noel enlists the help of her neighbour the more worldly Nick. Together Nick and Noel embark on a series of heart-pounding adventures in search of the one thing that will make the little girl's wish come true.
Defenders of The Earth. Defenders. Out of the sky his rockets ignite jets into battle flying faster than light. Flash Gordon. Lord of the Jungle the hero who stalks the beast call him brother. The ghost who walks. Phantom. Defenders of The Earth. Master of magic spells and illusion. Enemies crumble in fear and confusion. Mandrake. Defenders of The Earth. His strength is a legend his skill conquers all. On with his power we never will fall. Lothar. Defenders of the Ear
Jamie age 29 going on 12 looser virgin stumbles upon a group of misfits who meet every week above a pub in order to discover the secrets of love relationships and finding the perfect partner... The Flirting Club. Is it the answer to what he is searching for? Jamie has one month to meet a real girl otherwise he has to marry Laura 'the human pig' from next door. Inadvertently hampered by his best mate Bill stuck with a schoolboy infatuation with his Hot Boss two left feet and zero pulling skills an accidental encounter with his local flirting club might just hold all the answers. The group of six thirty-something singles and Miriam their teacher who has an unusual approach to flirting success seem unlikely to succeed. But as everyone knows the course to true love is never easy and the gang of misfits soon learn that getting it right is more about being yourself then trying to be someone else.
If you've ever visited a comic book shop on a Wednesday then you know it's new release day for the comic industry. 'Countdown To Wednesday' is a whimsical inside look at the zany world of comic book companies while giving viewers real tips on how to make it in the biz. With timeless figures such as Marvel Comics founder Stan Lee and Top Cow CEO Marc Silvestri providing industry know-how in topics raging from editors writers artists and sales & distribution actual executives provid
Defenders of The Earth. Defenders. Out of the sky his rockets ignite jets into battle flying faster than light. Flash Gordon. Lord of the Jungle the hero who stalks the beast call him brother. The ghost who walks. Phantom. Defenders of The Earth. Master of magic spells and illusion. Enemies crumble in fear and confusion. Mandrake. Defenders of The Earth. His strength is a legend his skill conquers all. On with his power we never will fall. Lothar. Defenders of the Ear
The power failures and mini earth tremors in Los Angeles are getting more frequent and more powerful and the search is on to find the ultimate energy source from deep within the earth's core. The disgraced former US secretary of energy will stop at nothing to find that source...
Spoiled teenager Kevin is given a boat for his birthday and loads it up with beer to take his friends out on the open water. When Kevin is brutally eaten by a shark the rest of the stoner crew find themselves lost far out at sea. As tense rivalries threaten to tear the gang apart they soon come to experience a series of inexplicable paranormal events that slowly reveal the horrifying truth of the boat's history.
Defenders of The Earth. Defenders. Out of the sky his rockets ignite jets into battle flying faster than light. Flash Gordon. Lord of the Jungle the hero who stalks the beast call him brother. The ghost who walks. Phantom. Defenders of The Earth. Master of magic spells and illusion. Enemies crumble in fear and confusion. Mandrake. Defenders of The Earth. His strength is a legend his skill conquers all. On with his power we never will fall. Lothar. Defenders of the Ear
At the beginning of Thumbtanic, thumb-puppet/animation maestro Steve Oedekerk's superb parody of Titanic, the camera pans over the wreckage of the, err, Thumbtanic, revealing a quantity of unopened crates marked HULL PATCH KIT, SURPLUS BINOCULARS, ICEBERG RADAR and 1200 INFLATABLE RAFTS. From there on it just gets funnier. Oedekerk specialises in bizarre "filmettes", as he terms them, in which the characters are played by real human thumbs with faces grafted onto them via computer wizardry. Quite apart from the startling realisation that Leonardo DiCaprio actually does look like a thumb wearing a wig, the laughs don't stop from beginning to end. We see the passengers lining up, talent-contest fashion, so they can all have a turn at doing or saying something memorable at the sharp end of the ship. There's a topless scene involving the thumb-incarnation of Kate Winslet. As the ship goes down, one enterprising thumb sells male passengers babies and sex-changes, while the brief love affair between Jake and Geranium is finally eclipsed by the realisation that all the passengers survive and there are "plenty of snacks" for everyone! The perfect antidote to all those unfunny film parodies, Thumbtanic elevates post-pub, kebab-in-hand viewing to the status of an art form. --Roger Thomas
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